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Press Notes · v1.0 2026
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A Short Film by Kit Anderson · 2026

Jerk Calhoun

In a city of 4.2 million — where nothing is safe, and everyone is a hustler — he is the most cop ever.

Runtime
4:33
Format
2.39:1 · 4K
Sound
Stereo
Genre
Action/Comedy
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Synopsis

Sworn Statement

Babylon Bay is a city of 4.2 million people. It has a waterfront, a financial district, a fog problem, and a corruption problem. The fog is natural. The corruption, depending on who you ask, may be too.

The mayor is under investigation. The police commissioner is under a different investigation. The city council is, collectively, under a third investigation nobody is talking about yet.

Into this mess walks Captain Calhoun — twenty-seven years on the force, one jacket, no arrangements. He cares about two things: justice, and baked goods. In that order.

"He was already there when we arrived. We don't know how." — Babylon Bay Fire Dept., Incident Report #4471
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Premiere

Embargo in Effect

World premiere announcement forthcoming. There is no whitelist. There is no early access. Stay tuned.

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Contact

Single Point
Press
thekitanderson@gmail.com
Phone
[ on request ]
Web
kitanderson.tv
IMDb
nm3556873
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Credits

On the Force
Created & Produced
Kit Anderson
Written & Directed
Kit Anderson
Music
Devin Davenport
Original Score
Start Frames
Flux
Animation
Kling
Post
Premiere
Captain Calhoun
Kit Anderson
Cast
Det. Elinor Kronborg
Emily Mode
Cast
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Director's Statement

Personnel File

Jerk Calhoun is a parody, a farce, and a love letter to a kind of cop movie that doesn't really exist anymore — the kind where the lead has a jacket, a partner with a nice suit, and a moral compass that points in exactly one direction.

I dreamed this because I missed it. I created it because I like new categories and emerging tools.

This is a movie about a man who refuses to compromise, in a city built on that. The only thing he cares about is justice and baked goods.

— Kit Anderson, Writer / Director / Jerk

Director Bio

Kit Anderson is a writer, director, and artist working at the intersection of new categories and emerging tools. Selected work includes Gapers Gone Wild and Mathematicians Transdimensional Odyssey of Doom. Jerk Calhoun is his latest short film.

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